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| Beaverton GiftsBaskets | | The eskimos had fifty-two names for | | Youth is a wonderful thing. What a |
| Canby GiftsBaskets | | snow because it was important to them: | | crime to waste it on children. |
| Portland GiftsBaskets | | there ought to be as many for love. | | |
| Tualatin GiftsBaskets | | | | True love stories never have endings. |
| | | Love is a sweet tyranny, because the | | |
| | | lover endureth his torments willingly. | | If I had my way I'd make health |
| | | | | catching instead of disease. |
| | | Don't play too much golf. Two rounds | | |
| | | a day are plenty. | | The purpose of a liberal education is to |
| | | | | make you philosophical enough to |
| | | Mothers are fonder than fathers of their | | accept the fact that you will never make |
| | | children because they are more certain | | much money. |
| | | they are their own. | | |
| | | | | Warning: Humor may be hazardous to |
| | | Like other parties of the kind, it was first | | your illness. |
| | | silent, then talky, then argumentative, | | |
| | | then disputatious, then unintelligible, | | If love is blind, why is lingerie so |
| | | then altogether, then inarticulate, and | | popular? |
| | | then drunk. When we had reached the | | |
| | | last step of this glorious ladder, it was | | Don't live down to expectations. Go out |
| | | difficult to get down again without | | there and do something remarkable. |
| | | stumbling. | | |
| | | | | Fatherhood is pretending the present |
| | | Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. | | you love most is soap-on-a-rope. |
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| | | Who would give a law to lovers? Love | | Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible |
| | | is unto itself a higher law. | | comfort of feeling safe with a person, |
| | | | | having neither to weigh thoughts nor |
| | | If one dream should fall and break into | | measure words, but pouring them all |
| | | a thousand pieces, never be afraid to | | out, just as they are, chaff and grain |
| | | pick one of those pieces up and begin | | together, certain that a faithful hand will |
| | | again. | | take and sift them, keep what is worth |
| | | | | keeping, and with a breath of kindness |
| | | Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and | | blow the rest away. |
| | | don't drink too much. Then again, don't | | |
| Eugene GiftsBaskets | | drink too little. | | I wonder why you can always read a |
| Corvallis GiftsBaskets | | | | doctor's bill and you can never read |
| Redmond GiftsBaskets | | Love and scandal are the best | | his prescription. |
| Lake Oswego GiftsBaskets | | sweeteners of tea. | | |
| Corvallis GiftsBaskets | | | | The reason grandchildren and |
| Klamath Falls GiftsBaskets | | I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day | | grandparents get along so well is that |
| Clackamas GiftsBaskets | | you find it is the day I will stop missing | | they have a common enemy. |
| | | you. | | |
| | | | | A true friend is one who thinks you are |
| | | Each day of our lives we make | | a good egg even if you are |
| | | deposits in the memory banks of our | | half-cracked. |
| | | children. | | |
| | | | | I don't care how poor a man is; if he has |
| | | Love is an exploding cigar we willingly | | family, he's rich. |
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