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| Lincoln City GiftsBaskets | | We are all a little weird and life's a little | | Time may be a great healer, but it's a |
| | | weird, and when we find someone | | lousy beautician. |
| | | whose weirdness is compatible with | | |
| | | ours, we join up with them and fall in | | If you feel that you have both feet |
| | | mutual weirdness and call it love. | | planted on level ground, then the |
| | | | | university has failed you. |
| | | Love one another and you will be | | |
| | | happy. It's as simple and as difficult as | | Academe, n.: An ancient school where |
| | | that. | | morality and philosophy were taught. |
| | | | | Academy, n.: A modern school where |
| | | Golf is played by twenty million mature | | football is taught. |
| | | American men whose wives think they | | |
| | | are out having fun. | | Children are one third of our population |
| | | | | and all of our future. |
| | | To alcohol, the cause and solution to | | |
| | | all of life's problems. | | The reason grandchildren and |
| | | | | grandparents get along so well is that |
| | | The bitterest tears shed over graves | | they have a common enemy. |
| | | are for words left unsaid and for deeds | | |
| | | left undone. | | Wherever you go, go with all your |
| | | | | heart. |
| | | Love and scandal are the best | | |
| | | sweeteners of tea. | | You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 |
| | | | | years experience. |
| | | A baby is born with a need to be loved | | |
| | | - and never outgrows it. | | If love is blind, why is lingerie so |
| | | | | popular? |
| | | I am thankful for the mess to clean after | | |
| | | a party because it means I have been | | When a child is born, so are |
| | | surrounded by friends. | | grandmothers. |
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| | | Golf is a day spent in a round of | | We cannot direct the wind but we can |
| | | strenuous idleness. | | adjust the sails. |
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| | | Unselfish and noble actions are the | | In the business world, everyone is paid |
| Tigard GiftsBaskets | | most radiant pages in the biography of | | in two coins: cash and experience. |
| Corvallis GiftsBaskets | | souls. | | Take the experience first; the cash will |
| Newport GiftsBaskets | | | | come later. |
| | | After all, what is your host's purpose in | | |
| | | having a party? Surely not for you to | | The whole purpose of education is to |
| | | enjoy yourself; if that were their sole | | turn mirrors into windows. |
| | | purpose, they'd have simply sent | | |
| | | champagne and women over to your | | Nothing but heaven itself is better than |
| | | place by taxi. | | a friend who is really a friend. |
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| | | Something that has always puzzled me | | Friends can be said to "fall in like" with |
| | | all my life is why, when I am in special | | as profound a thud as romantic |
| | | need of help, the good deed is usually | | partners fall in love. |
| | | done by somebody on whom I have no | | |
| | | | | have a man in the condition of |
| | | | | continually asking questions. |
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