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| Tigard GiftsBaskets | | He felt now that he was not simply | | Time may be a great healer, but it's a |
| | | close to her, but that he did not know | | lousy beautician. |
| | | where he ended and she began. | | |
| | | | | No matter how much cats fight, there |
| | | Don't worry about people stealing your | | always seem to be plenty of kittens. |
| | | ideas. If your ideas are any good, | | |
| | | you'll have to ram them down people's | | A wise man will make more |
| | | throats. | | opportunities than he finds. |
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| | | Sometimes, when one person is | | They say that age is all in your mind. |
| | | missing, the whole world seems | | The trick is keeping it from creeping |
| | | depopulated. | | down into your body. |
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| | | House, n. A hollow edifice erected for | | Put your future in good hands - your |
| | | the habitation of man, rat, mouse, | | own. |
| | | beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, | | |
| | | bacillus, and microbe. | | A diplomat is a man who always |
| | | | | remembers a woman's birthday but |
| | | Insanity is hereditary; you get it from | | never remembers her age. |
| | | your children. | | |
| | | | | Let us be grateful to people who make |
| | | A man's work is from sun to sun, but a | | us happy, they are the charming |
| | | mother's work is never done. | | gardeners who make our souls |
| | | | | blossom. |
| | | If you are going to throw a club, it is | | |
| | | important to throw it ahead of you, down | | The most I can do for my friend is |
| | | the fairway, so you don't have to waste | | simply be his friend. |
| | | energy going back to pick it up. | | |
| | | | | First you forget names; then you forget |
| | | Death leaves a heartache no one can | | faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; |
| | | heal, love leaves a memory no one | | and then you forget to unzip your fly. |
| | | can steal. | | |
| | | | | A true friend never gets in your way |
| | | A baseball game is twice as much fun if | | unless you happen to be going down. |
| | | you're seeing it on the company's time. | | |
| Ashland GiftsBaskets | | | | Birthdays are good for you. Statistics |
| Albany GiftsBaskets | | | | show that the people who have the |
| Grants Pass GiftsBaskets | | After all, what is your host's purpose in | | most live the longest. |
| Eugene GiftsBaskets | | having a party? Surely not for you to | | |
| | | enjoy yourself; if that were their sole | | A professor is someone who talks in |
| | | purpose, they'd have simply sent | | someone else's sleep. |
| | | champagne and women over to your | | |
| | | place by taxi. | | Children are one third of our population |
| | | | | and all of our future. |
| | | Biology is the least of what makes | | |
| | | someone a mother. | | Youth would be an ideal state if it came |
| | | | | a little later in life. |
| | | Love is metaphysical gravity. | | |
| | | | | I reckon being ill as one of the great |
| | | normal human being to do the | | too ill and is not obliged to work till one |
| | | impossible. | | is better. |
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