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| Brookings GiftsBaskets | | Love makes your soul crawl out from its | | The true meaning of life is to plant |
| | | hiding place. | | trees, under whose shade you do not |
| | | | | expect to sit. |
| | | Marriage, n: The state or condition of a | | |
| | | community consisting of a master, a | | Spread the diaper in the position of the |
| | | mistress, and two slaves, making in all, | | diamond with you at bat. Then fold |
| | | two. | | second base down to home and set |
| | | | | the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put |
| | | I think we dream so we don't have to be | | first base and third together, bring up |
| | | apart so long. If we're in each other's | | home plate and pin the three together. |
| | | dreams, we can play together all night. | | Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call |
| | | | | the game and start all over again. |
| | | Setting a good example for your | | |
| | | children takes all the fun out of middle | | You can't live a perfect day without |
| | | age. | | doing something for someone who will |
| | | | | never be able to repay you. |
| | | Falling in love is so hard on the knees. | | |
| | | | | Do not follow where the path may lead. |
| | | True remorse is never just a regret | | Go, instead, where there is no path and |
| | | over consequence; it is a regret over | | leave a trail. |
| | | motive. | | |
| | | | | Think big thoughts but relish small |
| | | A mother is a person who seeing there | | pleasures. |
| | | are only four pieces of pie for five | | |
| | | people, promptly announces she | | Wherever you go, no matter what the |
| | | never did care for pie. | | weather, always bring your own |
| | | | | sunshine. |
| | | When you are sorrowful look again in | | |
| | | your heart, and you shall see that in | | The reason grandchildren and |
| | | truth you are weeping for that which has | | grandparents get along so well is that |
| | | been your delight. | | they have a common enemy. |
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| | | The universe is merely a fleeting idea | | Love is one long sweet dream, and |
| | | in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable | | marriage is the alarm clock. |
| | | thought, particularly if you've just made | | |
| Eugene GiftsBaskets | | a down payment on a house. | | If you were to open up a baby's head - |
| Lake Oswego GiftsBaskets | | | | and I am not for a moment suggesting |
| Salem GiftsBaskets | | If the whole world were put into one | | that you should - you would find nothing |
| Klamath Falls GiftsBaskets | | scale, and my mother in the other, the | | but an enormous drool gland. |
| Tigard GiftsBaskets | | whole world would kick the beam. | | |
| Baker City GiftsBaskets | | | | Only your real friends will tell you when |
| Klamath Falls GiftsBaskets | | Nobody has ever measured, even | | your face is dirty. |
| | | poets, how much a heart can hold. | | |
| | | | | The best kind of friend is the one you |
| | | Love and scandal are the best | | could sit on a porch with, never saying |
| | | sweeteners of tea. | | a word, and walk away feeling like that |
| | | | | was the best conversation you've had. |
| | | Spend the afternoon. You can't take it | | |
| | | with you. | | The man who will use his skill and |
| | | | | much he can give for a dollar, instead |
| | | | | of how little he can give for a dollar, is |
| | | | | bound to succeed. |
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