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| Salem GiftsBaskets | | People are living longer than ever | | If nature had arranged that husbands |
| | | before, a phenomenon undoubtedly | | and wives should have children |
| | | made necessary by the 30-year | | alternatively, there would never be |
| | | mortgage. | | more than three in a family. |
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| | | Soul meets soul on lovers' lips. | | A father carries pictures where his |
| | | | | money used to be. |
| | | Spend the afternoon. You can't take it | | |
| | | with you. | | Commencement speeches were |
| | | | | invented largely in the belief that |
| | | Where we love is home - home that our | | outgoing college students should |
| | | feet may leave, but not our hearts. | | never be released into the world until |
| | | | | they have been properly sedated. |
| | | You can always tell a real friend: when | | |
| | | you've made a fool of yourself he | | A business that makes nothing but |
| | | doesn't feel you've done a permanent | | money is a poor business. |
| | | job. | | |
| | | | | A successful marriage requires falling |
| | | Anyone can be passionate, but it takes | | in love many times, always with the |
| | | real lovers to be silly. | | same person. |
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| | | The best teachers teach from the heart, | | You have a cough? Go home tonight, |
| | | not from the book. | | eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow |
| | | | | you'll be afraid to cough. |
| | | Love makes your soul crawl out from its | | |
| | | hiding place. | | Love is one long sweet dream, and |
| | | | | marriage is the alarm clock. |
| | | The bitterest tears shed over graves | | |
| | | are for words left unsaid and for deeds | | Blessed indeed is the man who hears |
| | | left undone. | | many gentle voices call him father! |
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| | | Each day of our lives we make | | The reason grandchildren and |
| | | deposits in the memory banks of our | | grandparents get along so well is that |
| | | children. | | they have a common enemy. |
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| Baker City GiftsBaskets | | Love is only a dirty trick played on us to | | Of course there's a lot of knowledge in |
| Klamath Falls GiftsBaskets | | achieve continuation of the species. | | universities: the freshmen bring a little |
| Lake Oswego GiftsBaskets | | | | in; the seniors don't take much away, |
| Tigard GiftsBaskets | | Sometimes we make love with our | | so knowledge sort of accumulates. |
| Eugene GiftsBaskets | | eyes. Sometimes we make love with | | |
| | | our hands. Sometimes we make love | | Middle age is when your age starts to |
| | | with our bodies. Always we make love | | show around your middle. |
| | | with our hearts. | | |
| | | | | One father is more than a hundred |
| | | It is a good rule in life never to | | Schoolemasters. |
| | | apologize. The right sort of people do | | |
| | | not want apologies, and the wrong sort | | Your families are extremely proud of |
| | | take a mean advantage of them. | | you. You can't imagine the sense of |
| | | | | relief they are experiencing. This |
| | | in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable | | for money. |
| | | thought, particularly if you've just made | | |
| | | a down payment on a house. | | |
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