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| North Bend GiftsBaskets | | There must be quite a few things that a | | A diplomat is a man who always |
| | | hot bath won't cure, but I don't know | | remembers a woman's birthday but |
| | | many of them. | | never remembers her age. |
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| | | Half our life is spent trying to find | | It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent |
| | | something to do with the time we have | | of all doctors graduate in the bottom |
| | | rushed through life trying to save. | | half of their class. |
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| | | God understands our prayers even | | If a trainstation is where the train stops, |
| | | when we can't find the words to say | | what's a workstation? |
| | | them. | | |
| | | | | If you think education is expensive, try |
| | | The bitterest tears shed over graves | | ignorance! |
| | | are for words left unsaid and for deeds | | |
| | | left undone. | | Warning: Humor may be hazardous to |
| | | | | your illness. |
| | | Loving is not just looking at each other, | | |
| | | it's looking in the same direction. | | Our birthdays are feathers in the broad |
| | | | | wing of time. |
| | | In the night of death, hope sees a star, | | |
| | | and listening love can hear the rustle of | | Youth is a disease from which we all |
| | | a wing. | | recover. |
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| | | All women become like their mothers. | | I reckon being ill as one of the great |
| | | That is their tragedy. No man does. | | pleasures of life, provided one is not |
| | | That's his. | | too ill and is not obliged to work till one |
| | | | | is better. |
| | | Lots of people want to ride with you in | | |
| | | the limo, but what you want is someone | | You can always tell a real friend; when |
| | | who will take the bus with you when the | | you've made a fool of yourself he |
| | | limo breaks down. | | doesn't feel you've done a permanent |
| | | | | job. |
| | | Something that has always puzzled me | | |
| | | all my life is why, when I am in special | | If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we |
| | | need of help, the good deed is usually | | should cast the gift of a loving thought |
| Hillsboro GiftsBaskets | | done by somebody on whom I have no | | into the heart of a friend, that would be |
| Grants Pass GiftsBaskets | | claim. | | giving as the angels give. |
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| Baker City GiftsBaskets | | A Freudian slip is when you say one | | When I was a boy of fourteen, my father |
| Beaverton GiftsBaskets | | thing but mean your mother. | | was so ignorant I could hardly stand to |
| | | | | have the old man around. But when I |
| | | It kills you to see them grow up. But I | | got to be twenty-one, I was astonished |
| | | guess it would kill you quicker if they | | at how much he had learned in seven |
| | | didn't. | | years. |
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| | | Love means nothing in tennis, but it's | | You can't live a perfect day without |
| | | everything in life. | | doing something for someone who will |
| | | | | never be able to repay you. |
| | | Insanity is hereditary; you get it from | | |
| | | | | make the best out of the way things turn |
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