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| Beaverton GiftsBaskets | | Without question, the greatest invention | | Wherever you go, no matter what the |
| Gladstone GiftsBaskets | | in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I | | weather, always bring your own |
| Lake Oswego GiftsBaskets | | grant you that the wheel was also a fine | | sunshine. |
| Milwaukie GiftsBaskets | | invention, but the wheel does not go | | |
| Portland GiftsBaskets | | nearly as well with pizza. | | Things turn out best for the people who |
| | | | | make the best out of the way things turn |
| | | If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. | | out. |
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| | | | | If you feel that you have both feet |
| | | Love - a wildly misunderstood although | | planted on level ground, then the |
| | | highly desirable malfunction of the | | university has failed you. |
| | | heart which weakens the brain, causes | | |
| | | eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood | | You can always tell a real friend; when |
| | | pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. | | you've made a fool of yourself he |
| | | | | doesn't feel you've done a permanent |
| | | When a man retires and time is no | | job. |
| | | longer a matter of urgent importance, | | |
| | | his colleagues generally present him | | Some people go to priests; others to |
| | | with a watch. | | poetry; I to my friends. |
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| | | Never raise your hand to your kids. It | | The larger the island of knowledge, the |
| | | leaves your groin unprotected. | | longer the shoreline of wonder. |
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| | | Parents often talk about the younger | | One measure of leadership is the |
| | | generation as if they didn't have | | caliber of people who choose to follow |
| | | anything to do with it. | | you. |
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| | | A suburban mother's role is to deliver | | Spread the diaper in the position of the |
| | | children obstetrically once, and by car | | diamond with you at bat. Then fold |
| | | forever after. | | second base down to home and set |
| | | | | the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put |
| | | Unless one decorates one's house for | | first base and third together, bring up |
| | | oneself alone, best leave it bare, for | | home plate and pin the three together. |
| | | other people are walleyed. | | Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call |
| | | | | the game and start all over again. |
| Corvallis GiftsBaskets | | Each day of our lives we make | | |
| Roseburg GiftsBaskets | | deposits in the memory banks of our | | I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 |
| Roseburg GiftsBaskets | | children. | | Celsius. |
| Bend GiftsBaskets | | | | |
| Bend GiftsBaskets | | I've fallen in love many times... always | | Babies are such a nice way to start |
| | | with you. | | people. |
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| | | The smallest act of kindness is worth | | What we are is God's gift to us. What |
| | | more than the grandest intention. | | we become is our gift to God. |
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| | | People are living longer than ever | | No matter how much cats fight, there |
| | | before, a phenomenon undoubtedly | | always seem to be plenty of kittens. |
| | | made necessary by the 30-year | | |
| | | mortgage. | | Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars |
| | | | | for five dollars when you had hair. |
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