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| La Pine GiftsBaskets | | Soul-mates are people who bring out | | One's friends are that part of the human |
| Redmond GiftsBaskets | | the best in you. They are not perfect | | race with which one can be human. |
| Sunriver GiftsBaskets | | but are always perfect for you. | | |
| | | | | Spread the diaper in the position of the |
| | | Insanity is hereditary; you get it from | | diamond with you at bat. Then fold |
| | | your children. | | second base down to home and set |
| | | | | the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put |
| | | Unless one decorates one's house for | | first base and third together, bring up |
| | | oneself alone, best leave it bare, for | | home plate and pin the three together. |
| | | other people are walleyed. | | Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call |
| | | | | the game and start all over again. |
| | | A house that does not have one worn, | | |
| | | comfy chair in it is soulless. | | Your friend is that man who knows all |
| | | | | about you, and still likes you. |
| | | You must be at the end of your rope. I | | |
| | | felt a tug. | | Making the decision to have a child is |
| | | | | momentous. It is to decide forever to |
| | | Love is an exploding cigar we willingly | | have your heart go walking around |
| | | smoke. | | outside your body. |
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| | | If love is blind, why is lingerie so | | Shared joy is a double joy; shared |
| | | popular? | | sorrow is half a sorrow. |
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| | | It kills you to see them grow up. But I | | Never go to bed mad. Stay up and |
| | | guess it would kill you quicker if they | | fight. |
| | | didn't. | | |
| | | | | Life is a moderately good play with a |
| | | Love is missing someone whenever | | badly written third act. |
| | | you're apart, but somehow feeling | | |
| | | warm inside because you're close in | | First you forget names; then you forget |
| | | heart. | | faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; |
| | | | | and then you forget to unzip your fly. |
| | | Fall seven times, stand up eight. | | |
| | | | | The power of love to change bodies is |
| | | The only people with whom you should | | legendary, built into folklore, common |
| Salem GiftsBaskets | | try to get even are those who have | | sense, and everyday experience. |
| Klamath Falls GiftsBaskets | | helped you. | | Love moves the flesh, it pushes matter |
| Baker City GiftsBaskets | | | | around.... Throughout history, "tender |
| Salem GiftsBaskets | | Golf is played by twenty million mature | | loving care" has uniformly been |
| Bend GiftsBaskets | | American men whose wives think they | | recognized as a valuable element in |
| Bend GiftsBaskets | | are out having fun. | | healing. |
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| | | Love is the greatest refreshment in life. | | Love is the thing that enables a woman |
| | | | | to sing while she mops up the floor after |
| | | Love is being stupid together. | | her husband has walked across it in his |
| | | | | barn boots. |
| | | If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. | | |
| | | | | There is still no cure for the common |
| | | | | birthday. |
| | | friends.... If you want to be with | | |
| | | someone you love, aren't you already | | |
| | | there? | | |
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